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  • Town/Country : Syracuse , 'Murica
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  • Number of visits : 860
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43540) - you deserved it (12882)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

#20174445
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On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States



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