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Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18875) - you deserved it (2659)

On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

#20174308
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I agree, your life sucks (31789) - you deserved it (8073)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States



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