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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1991 (23 years)
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Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46675) - you deserved it (4605)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58397) - you deserved it (11696)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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