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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1748
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I got nearly kicked out of the room I rent because I refuse to close my curtains at night. Apparently, my landlady thinks it doesn't look nice when people pass by and look. My room is on the third floor and I just want to see the stars. FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2015 at 4:34pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.

by MozillaHostile / 10/09/2015 at 2:54pm / Canada / Animals

Today, I got banned from a suicide prevention forum for "attention seeking." FML

by isellorangez / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

by illuminatzi / 10/02/2015 at 10:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, a guy threatened to sue me for fraud because I informed him that he had to start paying back his student loans. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 8:25am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

by hunchbackofnotredamn / 09/29/2015 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Transportation

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML

by anon / 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

by itsbeenalongday / 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

by wifeofafainter / 09/24/2015 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

by dormlyfe / 09/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm / Canada / Money

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

by stardustveins / 09/23/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Transportation