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cooltatgar

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1217
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cooltatgar : An FMLholic.
English is my second language.

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Visits<b>Celeden</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 10:06pm<b>krg2019</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:50pm<b>gloriouskitty</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:52am<b>Sher_4980</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:10am<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 5:19pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 10:22pm<b>SouthWays</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:26pm<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 12:17pm<b>Aurellius</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 11:35am<b>thatstupidchick</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 9:58am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 9:33am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 9:28am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 1:52am<b>gracehi</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 3:43pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:53pm<b>asdfghjklmoo</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 9:42am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 8:13am

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Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

#21480543
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (2098)

On 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got nearly kicked out of the room I rent because I refuse to close my curtains at night. Apparently, my landlady thinks it doesn't look nice when people pass by and look. My room is on the third floor and I just want to see the stars. FML

#21480443
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21975) - you deserved it (1714)

On 10/15/2015 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.

#21477943
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (2476)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:54pm - animals - by MozillaHostile - Canada

Today, I got banned from a suicide prevention forum for "attention seeking." FML

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

#21475519
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22985) - you deserved it (5655)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:32pm - work - by illuminatzi (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a guy threatened to sue me for fraud because I informed him that he had to start paying back his student loans. FML

#21475285
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (1733)

On 10/02/2015 at 8:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

#21475264
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (1953)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

#21474057
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (2114)

On 09/29/2015 at 4:33am - health - by hunchbackofnotredamn (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML

#21473545
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (2501)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

#21473282
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (2748)

On 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm - intimacy - by itsbeenalongday - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

#21472094
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22033) - you deserved it (2900)

On 09/24/2015 at 2:31am - misc - by wifeofafainter - United States (New York)

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

#21472021
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16446) - you deserved it (20635)

On 09/23/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by dormlyfe - United States (California)

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

#21472001
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25321) - you deserved it (3910)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

#21471997
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11402) - you deserved it (26093)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by stardustveins (woman) - United States (California)



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