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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About coolstoryhoe1289 : Hey I'm Carson, yes unusual for a girl, but anyways I'm 15 years old, sophomore, I like most music, except rap, I do sing, play guitar, play video games, & sports LOVE sports. well message me not shy. c:

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