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coolsoccer1234

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6074
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coolsoccer1234 : Umm let's see...
I'm just a teenager that loves playing videogames, mostly: TES, Call of Duty, GTA, League of Legends, and The Witcher.
I love: listening to music, playing soccer and hanging out with friends. I'm a rapper and I make my own music too. Don't be shy, talk to me :)

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Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (2217)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29701) - you deserved it (3024)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML

#21371753
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (7235)

On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

#21371721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3) - you deserved it (4571)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2) - you deserved it (4789)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (2816)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (2902)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

#21353290
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26659) - you deserved it (17821)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

#21353256
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36020) - you deserved it (4354)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:59am - love - by krh14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

#21353086
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28086) - you deserved it (4989)

On 02/09/2015 at 11:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

#21352870
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (9174)

On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right into my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

#21352523
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36812) - you deserved it (2075)

On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home with no shopping. FML

#21352119
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43461) - you deserved it (2988)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -



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