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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About coolios89 : I am a random person living in Dubai. Can't describe what sort of person I really am. Message me for more! :)

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Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

#20744316
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58777) - you deserved it (3567)

On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26668) - you deserved it (6818)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

#17941193
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21954) - you deserved it (12101)

On 10/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by glitterzebra - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

#17941193
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21954) - you deserved it (12101)

On 10/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by glitterzebra - United States (Colorado)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (4681)

On 07/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by FML (woman) - Syrian Arab Republic (Dimashq)



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