Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

coolifly

Offline (the 09/15/2014 at 7:33pm) | Search for a member

coolifly

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About coolifly : I guess my life doesn't suck.
I never got an e-mail confirmation. D:

coolifly's page activity

Visits<b>urdirtyolduncle</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 9:43am<b>Enslaved</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 11:23am<b>deedeedeniel</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:07am<b>R4gn0r0k</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 2:21am<b>KitchKraft</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 4:39pm<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 11:41am<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 12:07pm

coolifly's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of coolifly's badges

coolifly's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56495) - you deserved it (41729)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (6114)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: