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Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

#21104869
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I agree, your life sucks (44482) - you deserved it (3117)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

#20974977
77 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version



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