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About coolbrony12 : Why are you trying to learn things about me? Stalker.
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML