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coolbrony12's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29397) - you deserved it (13270)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35481) - you deserved it (4907)

On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (2307)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

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