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Today, my parents took my iPad back to the store and exchanged it for two cheap knock off tablets. Reason being my little brother threatened to run away because I had one and he didn't. I bought the iPad on my own after graduation. They kept the difference in price. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:34am - kids - by evilmuffinlord (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)
Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)
Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:58pm - kids - by Married2handsome - United States (Florida)
Today, I was having back pains and was making moaning noises because of the pain. My neighbors came over to my apartment to complain. When I opened the door I let out a moan and the woman said, "See! I told you she wasn't having sex!" FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 9:37am - health - by back pain - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)
Monday 17 June 2013
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