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Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML
by subversivepanda / 12/18/2014 at 7:11am / Guam / Miscellaneous
by drbckflps / 12/17/2014 at 7:48pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by marie0908 / 12/17/2014 at 12:29am / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy
Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML
by thankssomuch / 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by MisUnFortunate / 12/16/2014 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/15/2014 at 11:07am / Australia / Animals
Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML
by endure_survive / 12/14/2014 at 10:17pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
by I'm Trading Up For A Dog / 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Animals
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
by wallamanut / 12/14/2014 at 2:50am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/14/2014 at 2:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
by driven_crazy / 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by anon / 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…