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TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad to run a mile in gym class for fitness training!! If it takes longer tan 10 minutes to run te stretc, you ave to re-take it!! My time was 10:02!! FML

#16160002
533 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

MY MOM SAID SHE WANTD ME TO GET LASER EYE SURGERY BEFORE SHE DID, ( JUST IN CASE IT ISN'T SAFE. ) FML

#16158783
110 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

I puked up a centipede. FML

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251 comments

Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML

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225 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, friend took pictures of face an posted them on Facebook. FML

#16106237
155 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

TODAY , MY PHONE ALARM WOKE ME UP. IT HAD FALLEN UNDER MY BOYFRIEND'S BED. NAKED , I GOT ON ALL FOURS TO RETRIEVE IT. MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG STUCK HIS NOSE IN MY ASS. MEGA FML

#16101317
251 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

TODAY, WHILE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO FRIEND HOW SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY DOESN'T MAKE U STUPID, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MID-SENTENCE . FML

#16077554
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, having turnd 18, I was eager to show mother some of the cloths I'd like to purchase with birthday money. I flippd laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echod through kitchen. FML

#16074880
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On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. real FML

#16040726
267 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 1:41am - misc - by kayt240 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seieng this, I burst out laughing saying, ( Wow, what's that, your change purse? ) He replied, ( No, I'm diabetic, this is blood sugar monitor. ) mega FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today , I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway , so Ihippd out my cell to report the DUI!! As soon as it startd ringing , I see police lights in my rear view and got slappd with a ticket for using a cell phonehile driving!! After explaininghy , the officer said , "Nice try." FML

#16028485
139 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came acros an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand . He was crying . I thought I would be a good Samaritan an see if he was okay . After 15 minute of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me . FML

#16025758
108 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

today boyfriend an I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down... closed his eyes... an put his head in lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him... he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. real FML

#16024989
82 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 9:41pm - health - by wtf1234 - United States

Today , my grlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore cuz it is getting too boring. big fat FML

#16020666
174 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)



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