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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1990 (24 years)
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About cookiemonster08 : If you like cool then i raise polar bears!

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Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32186) - you deserved it (3821)

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