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cookieguy79
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 March 2000 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cookieguy79 : I like cookies.....im 13 and i play football basketball and maybe baseball.
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Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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