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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 213
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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32200) - you deserved it (3560)

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