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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About contrastive : Dan - High School - NY

I enjoy photography, colors, and clothes.
That's all you need to know about me. :)

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Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (35770) - you deserved it (1410)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

#6309781 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (31408) - you deserved it (1903)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (4490) - you deserved it (47673)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (7477) - you deserved it (26022)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML

#6300717 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (31027) - you deserved it (2646)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by unengaged (woman) - United States (Texas)