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  • Town/Country : Oregon, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 968
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About connorgrant98 : "The first time you quit it's hard, the second time it gets easier, and the third time you don't even have to think about it."

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connorgrant98's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23593) - you deserved it (2879)

On 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by weldingmachine217 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (5462)

On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, the jackoffs at my new job kept making jokes about my prosthetic leg. When I finally lost my shit and told one of them to back off, he said "Woah there, Mr Pistorius!" then said he'll avoid using the restroom now in case I decide to shoot him through the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (1727)

On 08/07/2015 at 1:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by tycrist8 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML


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On 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML


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On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by righthook - United States

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML


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On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML


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On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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