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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About connorgrant98 : "The first time you quit it's hard, the second time it gets easier, and the third time you don't even have to think about it."

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Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML


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On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML


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On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML


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On 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML


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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML


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On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML


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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML


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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML


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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML


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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML


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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML


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On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

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