Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About connorgrant98 : "The first time you quit it's hard, the second time it gets easier, and the third time you don't even have to think about it."

connorgrant98's page activity

Visits<b>daveyyyyh</b> - 3 hours ago<b>kahraman20</b> - yesterday at 11:28am<b>Pandaling</b> - yesterday at 10:32am<b>chutney_02</b> - yesterday at 9:18am<b>14huberzb</b> - yesterday at 5:55am<b>sshheellbbii</b> - yesterday at 4:18am<b>sofaqueen_</b> - yesterday at 10:47pm<b>cmo333</b> - yesterday at 6:55pm<b>DaggNabbit</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 4:10pm<b>facelick</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 2:16pm<b>andiiibandiii526</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 6:43am<b>Llama24</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:34pm<b>423</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:31pm<b>beffnytutt</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 12:26am<b>JuliusSeizure</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:15pm<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 8:00pm<b>fairydust7</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 6:08pm<b>Lockerch</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 3:54pm

Liked!<b>sofaqueen_</b> - yesterday at 4:47am<b>Timmy_Boy</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 4:22am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 9:35pm<b>andiiibandiii526</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 4:01pm<b>JulietMarie</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 6:54am<b>MrsAlvesBelo</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 11:58pm<b>briewashere</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:51pm<b>chxlsea</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 11:12am<b>Blueeyes0106</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:58am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 5:29pm<b>oliviaolivia</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 9:54am<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 5:18am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:35pm<b>HeyBaeItsCae</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 8:17am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 8:08am<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 2:24am<b>summer135790</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 12:21am<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 10:02pm

connorgrant98's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of connorgrant98's badges

connorgrant98's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47021) - you deserved it (4030)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53208) - you deserved it (4129)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9727) - you deserved it (74052)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6859) - you deserved it (74332)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19419) - you deserved it (88807)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38050) - you deserved it (7991)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52216) - you deserved it (7861)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9524) - you deserved it (80218)

On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by racchhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36087) - you deserved it (95293)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML


I agree, your life sucks (119892) - you deserved it (74072)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14329) - you deserved it (84161)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13926) - you deserved it (73858)

On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (100634) - you deserved it (272193)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: