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conman531
  • Town/Country : albany, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About conman531 : I'm an everyday high school guy i guess. I love to play paintball and yes, paintball is a sport.

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Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

#15873960 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (6627)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

#15871718 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (26319) - you deserved it (7225)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

#15870372 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (20890) - you deserved it (8685)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML

#15870197 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (19590) - you deserved it (2289)

On 04/21/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by gutted (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (8551)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (21451) - you deserved it (50956)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7 (167)

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 -



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