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Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30489) - you deserved it (10716)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML


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On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML


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On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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