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About conivore723 : Love running and my gf. I also love people☺️

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Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37024) - you deserved it (5727)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39392) - you deserved it (3552)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:09pm - health - by lacieQ (woman) - Canada

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16801) - you deserved it (34956)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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