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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1378
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

#1224037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49386) - you deserved it (5034)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (188859) - you deserved it (27809)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

#213977
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I agree, your life sucks (45553) - you deserved it (3519)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:14am - work - by UhhhUhhhRRRick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

#213977
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I agree, your life sucks (45553) - you deserved it (3519)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:14am - work - by UhhhUhhhRRRick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (10899)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (7267)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)



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