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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1511
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lerened the hard way that if u walk up to a hobo by yur car pooping, they will chase u yelling, ( Get out of my bathroom! ) FML

#6166961
91 comments

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On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it is mah boyfriand's an mah ona yaar annivarsary . I bought him a Playstation 2 looool . As soon as I gava it to him, ha want straight to sat it up without giving ma anything . I said "What about ma?" Ha walkad ovar to ma, gava ma a kiss an said "I lova ithan u buy ma things fir no raason." fat FML

#5337974
170 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it is mah boyfriand's an mah ona yaar annivarsary . I bought him a Playstation 2 looool . As soon as I gava it to him, ha want straight to sat it up without giving ma anything . I said "What about ma?" Ha walkad ovar to ma, gava ma a kiss an said "I lova ithan u buy ma things fir no raason." fat FML

#5337974
170 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realised that the manho I wanted to be with, the manho wanted to be with me, an my husband were three different people. FML

#5224177
202 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS PROPOSED TO ME. I SAID YES AND HE GAVE ME AN ENGAGEMENT RING. HE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO CALL HIS MOM TO TELL HER THE HAPPY NEWS. AFTER THE PHONE CALL... HE ASKED IF HE COULD RETURN THE RING CUZ HIS MOM NEEDED MONEY. FML

#5110290
184 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore!! We always ave one item we try and sell to every customer!! For te next week I ave to ask every person if tey would like to try my nuts!! big fat FML

#4147298
118 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 11:17pm - misc - by arsenic660 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it an return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat fir a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere an I had to clean the mess. FML

#3435644
170 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

it was mah birthday , an mah wife gave me a sex toy fir self-masturbation. She even showed me how to properly use it so I can masturbate myself. FML

#2496205
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58356) - you deserved it (6735)

On 06/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by TeeJay (man) - United States (New York)



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