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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1462
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23791) - you deserved it (10058)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

#9037172
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26133) - you deserved it (2672)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5971) - you deserved it (21010)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (5816)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
156 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email from the Law School Admissions Council saying that they received my request for my LSAT cancellation and they are confirming that it has been cancelled. The email also said the score will not be reinstated for any reason. I never requested for my score to be cancelled. FML

#6751692
25 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 12:20pm - misc - by dahlia87 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

#6532401
62 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56474) - you deserved it (2844)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56474) - you deserved it (2844)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56474) - you deserved it (2844)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8594) - you deserved it (43163)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70205) - you deserved it (12074)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
104 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

#6378888
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42810) - you deserved it (6817)

On 11/20/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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