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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 November 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30757) - you deserved it (4122)

On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31909) - you deserved it (141204)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



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