Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

comomizzou

Search for a member

comomizzou

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

comomizzou's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

comomizzou's favorite FMLs

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

#7079219
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32596) - you deserved it (4310)

On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33718) - you deserved it (146508)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • Essa's illustrated FML
  • Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because we'll take any excuse to do anything. We'll endorse any national…

Friday 1 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: