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Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82715) - you deserved it (17954)

On 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by caughtontape - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)



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