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Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

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91 comments

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On 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by My Daughter Fails at Life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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122 comments

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On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

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92 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
147 comments

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On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
110 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
235 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

#21376501
71 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 4:35pm - misc - by ohno - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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53 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

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On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

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141 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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128 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia



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