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About commanderstiff : Just your average guy. I like watching football. I go to the gym 2-3 times a week, I'm into video games probably more than I should be, (I love Halo) I like watching Netflix, and sleeping is also a preferred pastime.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Friday 31 July 2015