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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About commanderstiff : Just your average 21 year old guy with depression and going to college. I go to the gym 2-3 times a week, I'm into video games probably more than I should be, Netflix, and sleeping is also a preferred pastime.
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If you want, feel free to message me, I'm pretty bored most of the time, and don't mind having a conversation.

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (728869) - you deserved it (56565)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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