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  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About commanderstiff : Hey I'm Kameron, I enjoy Netflix, football, and music. I am a huge gamer and a fan of mostly RPG's and some others. Also my favorite band is Thousand Foot Krutch. I like meeting new people so message me if you want :)

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (706605) - you deserved it (474474)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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