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Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML


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On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML


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On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML


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