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Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
by boblaj / 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Love
by colts609380 / 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Love
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