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colts609380
  • Town/Country : Corona, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13526) - you deserved it (2758)

On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)



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