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my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monster under his bed . FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27647) - you deserved it (6962)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today , I took my last final on a Scantron seet wit 200 multiple coice questions , wit seconds to spare. Wen I finised te last question , I saw I ad anoter bubble to fill in and I didn't know were I screwed up. FML

#18502808
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50528) - you deserved it (5494)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, AT THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE, A FULLY GROWN MAN HIT MAH 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER 4 AN XBOX . IN ANGER, I PUNCHED THE GUY AND GAVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE . I'M NOW BANNED FROM BEST BUY, AND MAH DAUGHTER HAS A CONCUSSION . MEGA FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (5923)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down an basically waddled behind a wall to get past him . Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me . big fat FML

#17894609
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27214) - you deserved it (5343)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today , mah father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts , then askd if I'd lyk some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25747) - you deserved it (3032)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33523) - you deserved it (3247)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I walked downstars , made a bowl of hot cereal , and held a full conversation with brother's grlfriend , before I finally putted two and two together and realized I hadn't putted any pants on. mega FML

#16541203
123 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, ma mom lookd troug ma browser istory and saw Catroulette. Se tougt I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me wen I explaind wat it really was. After I insistd on sowing er, te frst cat window to open containd cocks as far as te eye could see. FML

#16488839
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21681) - you deserved it (38118)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't movd or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (22116)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

#15105515
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16334) - you deserved it (47803)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today... mah girlfriend was getting up to leave and I... trying to be romantic... got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously... misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall... her head then bounced off the wall and into mah forehead... spraining her nose.

#5394523
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8883) - you deserved it (22109)

On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm - intimacy - by dontpanic (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5088)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was laaving job at a huga mall. I couldn't find car anywhara, so I panickad an flaggad a sacurity officar. I criad whila ha drova ma around for milas in tha andlass parking lot. Than, suddanly, I ramambarad. My friand had droppad ma off in tha morning. FML

#5166474
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8731) - you deserved it (51029)

On 09/10/2009 at 10:15am - work - by ritz (woman) - United States (Florida)



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