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  • Number of visits : 1613
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About colorfulgina : heey there!
my name is gina. (:

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yesterday I left work to fine a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36704) - you deserved it (6302)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I Got A Birtday Present From Ma Boyfriend's Mom. It Was ProActiv Acne Solution. He Tried To Make Me Feel Better By Explaining It's Because Se Wants To Be Able To Include Me In Family Pictures. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35928) - you deserved it (2999)

On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

today my sister was dumpd by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, your the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of yur sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

#6570014
85 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I found out that the person sending me secret love letter was actually mah dad, who felt sorry 4 me . FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47042) - you deserved it (3322)

On 12/02/2009 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
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On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today I Met Some Guys From My Dad's Workplace. They Told Him What A Pretty Daughter He Had, To Which He Responded, "Nah, It's Just Shit-loads Of Makeup." FML

#5857727
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33289) - you deserved it (6776)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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