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About colorfulgina : heey there!
my name is gina. (:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
yesterday I left work to fine a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today , I Got A Birtday Present From Ma Boyfriend's Mom. It Was ProActiv Acne Solution. He Tried To Make Me Feel Better By Explaining It's Because Se Wants To Be Able To Include Me In Family Pictures. FML
today my sister was dumpd by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, your the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of yur sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.
Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015