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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1016
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About collegegirl87 : First of all, I am Christian; Jesus is my life! I also love animals, nature, and the ocean! I am majoring in biology, and I want a doctorate in marine biology. I like swimming, being crazy, and having fun with my friends. I love FML, because the stories are hilarious.

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collegegirl87's favorite FMLs

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (7720)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31201) - you deserved it (10247)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19823) - you deserved it (33394)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41492) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

#14175657
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32499) - you deserved it (7953)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17827) - you deserved it (37101)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10734) - you deserved it (42034)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39432) - you deserved it (3355)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

#12386734
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43837) - you deserved it (3390)

On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

#6775724
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37544) - you deserved it (3677)

On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML

#1892907
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47999) - you deserved it (8304)

On 05/13/2009 at 12:39am - work - by eslteacher (man) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

#1050396
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66846) - you deserved it (7307)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



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