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by Camille / 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by anonymous / 06/24/2010 at 1:09am / United States (Texas) / Love
by love_today / 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML
by littlemissgullible / 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Bruised / 03/07/2010 at 1:09am / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by harro101 / 03/05/2010 at 12:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
by condiments / 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by mrmr / 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by lonestar / 02/03/2010 at 8:57am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
by badsister / 01/10/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I received a phone call from the local utilities company, telling me in essence: "We regret to inform you that your meter was switched, and we have been billing you for an unoccupied unit for the past 15 months. You owe us $1123.28. We apologize for any inconvenience." FML
by MelMayle / 01/05/2010 at 11:32am / United States / Money
Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML
by Singleton / 01/01/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
by ScrewedOver / 01/01/2010 at 7:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2009 at 4:27pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
by stubble / 11/13/2009 at 1:26am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…