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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 January 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1772
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coleiab125 : I'm cole. I'm amazing

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Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

#14601151
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (4117)

On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

#14430499
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36547) - you deserved it (3050)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

#14374447
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (2192)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57126) - you deserved it (3892)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

#14136515
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (5598)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

#14026959
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (5050)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant downtown with my brother in-law when I told him I couldn't eat any more. He then told me, "You better, or you're walking home." He wasn't kidding. FML

#13919732
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22132) - you deserved it (3015)

On 11/21/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Random Person - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32779) - you deserved it (17129)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

#13309990
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9449) - you deserved it (23497)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by ohshootgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

#13163125
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7386) - you deserved it (23949)

On 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by joshualover (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

#13162058
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20834) - you deserved it (4114)

On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37332) - you deserved it (12206)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

#12959581
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (3292)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - money - by schoolkiddo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

#12948197
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (22350)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33897) - you deserved it (12451)

On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)



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