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Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
by unwed / 12/11/2010 at 1:56am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm / United States / Kids
by leilei / 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm / Philippines / Health
by Random Person / 11/21/2010 at 12:31am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
by ohshootgirl / 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
by joshualover / 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML
by Hilary / 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
by schoolkiddo / 09/08/2010 at 3:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
by Ashley / 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by coffee / 08/22/2010 at 12:27am / United States (Florida) / Money
by sadface / 08/11/2010 at 2:50am / United States / Love
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