Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

coleh1998

Online | Search for a member

coleh1998

9Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3033
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About coleh1998 : If you wanna talk you can message me

coleh1998's page activity

Visits<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - 54 minutes ago<b>leahb99</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 6:34am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 9:49am<b>chickenlips23</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 3:59pm<b>jaycewilson</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:11pm<b>ibChase714</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:06pm<b>charliedee</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:52pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 9:09pm<b>Jacob_G</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 10:30pm<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:18am<b>xokpxo</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 12:43am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 4:33am<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 5:26pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:22am<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:21am<b>mhb210</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 7:43pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 10:27pm<b>cutiegurl2</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 5:43pm

Liked!<b>cutiegurl2</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 7:18pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 6:46pm<b>ellie3454</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 10:59pm<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:21pm<b>leahb99</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:32pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 10:07pm<b>cjschwartz</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 3:32pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 10:42am<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 4:19am

coleh1998's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of coleh1998's badges

coleh1998's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31821) - you deserved it (2212)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26900) - you deserved it (4265)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

#21343089
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30687) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

#21343084
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27170) - you deserved it (1990)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35031) - you deserved it (6374)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28580) - you deserved it (4004)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31806) - you deserved it (4595)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34935) - you deserved it (4712)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (3273)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

#21336801
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (2561)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26102) - you deserved it (3129)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

#21333809
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33136) - you deserved it (2156)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML

#21331580
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (5099)

On 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by i_am_forever - United States (California)

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

#21330517
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34950) - you deserved it (4828)

On 01/04/2015 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #11
  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: