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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51091) - you deserved it (3017)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)



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