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  • Town/Country : Lahaina, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cole_tyler42 : Just your average spastic-sarcastic 15 year-old living in Hawai'i, surrounded by stupid classmates, stupid siblings, stupid parents, stupid coworkers, and just overall stupid people.

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cole_tyler42's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML


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On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

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