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About colapie : likes regular show,is a PC gamer , likes swimming ,likes drawing

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Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49879) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:03am - kids - by ktiskool (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37253) - you deserved it (2572)

On 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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