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About coktailbunny487 : I'm a geek, I workout, I do squats, and I do things that are important to me. :)
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Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Monday 5 October 2015