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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coktailbunny487 : I'm a geek, I workout, I do squats, and I do things that are important to me. :)

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Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42452) - you deserved it (5317)

On 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm - kids - by no she wasn't high - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45914) - you deserved it (12088)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)



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