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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coktailbunny487 : I'm a geek, I workout, I do squats, and I do things that are important to me. :)

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Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML


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Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML


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