About coktailbunny487 : I'm a geek, I workout, I do squats, and I do things that are important to me. :)
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by no she wasn't high / 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
by CanWeAllGetOne / 11/13/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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