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Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML


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On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)

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