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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 January 1993 (22 years)
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Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11047) - you deserved it (841)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


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