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coffeygirl12
  • Town/Country : the seven cities, earth
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1132
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About coffeygirl12 : I like longboarding & music (linkin park, cobra starship & all time low are by far the best).

School is boring :/

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Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

#13925537
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5164) - you deserved it (26613)

On 11/21/2010 at 2:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36300) - you deserved it (7752)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML

#10727772
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25895) - you deserved it (5634)

On 05/24/2010 at 2:13am - love - by gedderdunn - Reserved

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5228) - you deserved it (40079)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (3031)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

#6676147
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34997) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

#6553131
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37800) - you deserved it (6085)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML

#6461124
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8016) - you deserved it (33337)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92833) - you deserved it (6033)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

#4025974
182 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

#3669559
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29045) - you deserved it (7754)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657
698 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73644) - you deserved it (15142)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (206862) - you deserved it (10100)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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