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cofcgrad07
  • Town/Country : vicenza, italy
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cofcgrad07 : my husbands in the military and we just got stationed in Italy!

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Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16607) - you deserved it (3030)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by creeped (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70230) - you deserved it (3935)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (2543)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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