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codyxfail
  • Town/Country : Cameron Park, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 466
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284935) - you deserved it (28923)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (410312) - you deserved it (22767)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (361365) - you deserved it (67411)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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