About codeyellow : I do not agree with the fact that cheerleading is a sport. I like to laugh.
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Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
by mavstrr1764847 / 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by ugly / 06/26/2011 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by animallover / 06/26/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by yearbook369 / 06/25/2011 at 12:31am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by pinocchio / 06/24/2011 at 7:04pm / United States / Love
Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML
by Elliott_B / 06/24/2011 at 11:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by jordeshting / 06/22/2011 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…