About codeyellow : I do not agree with the fact that cheerleading is a sport. I like to laugh.
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Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
by eatmywords / 07/05/2011 at 3:06am / Singapore / Love
by Bekah / 07/04/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by oopsies / 07/04/2011 at 5:11am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
by John / 06/30/2011 at 4:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by mymomsstupid / 06/29/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by disgustedgf / 06/28/2011 at 3:32am / United States / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass… Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's… Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn…