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by oouchh / 07/24/2011 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Love
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
by Men '86 / 07/24/2011 at 2:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
by hatemylife / 07/19/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Kids
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML
by Auston / 07/17/2011 at 1:16am / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by Brian / 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm / United States / Work
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
by emily / 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cocacoola / 07/11/2011 at 10:24am / Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla) / Kids
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Preggie / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I… Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine… Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found…