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coconutbones

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About coconutbones : I like cats. a lot. yes.

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Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27522) - you deserved it (2355)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm - misc - by Darkandcold - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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