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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by tyler - United States
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at work and talking to my boss. Out of habit, I tried to adjust my bra strap and pull it up. My hand slipped off the strap and I punched myself in the face resulting in a fat lip. My boss snorted. He told everyone. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:18pm - work - by E (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm - misc - by WTFsalad (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by missunlucky (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by blaze (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirts reflection. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
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