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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 848
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coco666maggot : O.o"
Fuck off..I'm not going to describe myself.

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coco666maggot's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44065) - you deserved it (3266)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73314) - you deserved it (3783)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15920) - you deserved it (47493)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
107 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33043) - you deserved it (5666) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32850) - you deserved it (2639)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

#14151880
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28730) - you deserved it (5001)

On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

#14048087
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (4643)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58113) - you deserved it (10581)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16071) - you deserved it (33557)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9160) - you deserved it (38498)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

#13788956
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7675) - you deserved it (47699)

On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)



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