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my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today I askd a cute guy fir is number but instead e gave it to gay friend . Wen friend later calld im it turnd out tat e'd given im is number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting im to call . FML

#20858957
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On 08/29/2013 at 6:44am - love - by sorejecteditmakesmewannacry (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, half-way through trip to Florida, I received a call from friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with yur girlfriend while u were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

#20855295
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On 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of yeres." FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work 4 feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed . FML

#20854260
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On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, cuz he refusd to believe he needd to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game fir his grandson . He endd up calling manager and trying to get me fird fir scamming him . fat FML

#20853843
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On 08/25/2013 at 3:28pm - work - by what the fuck (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I looool told mah boyfriand that, dua to mah low salf-confidanca, all mah bras ara push-ups . Ha yallad, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" an stormad out . fat FML

#20850669
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On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I Learned That When A Heavily-pregnant Friend Asks About Mah Progres With The Babby Socks I Promised To Knit It's Rather Unwise To Tell Her ( Not To Worry We're Set Even If It Comes Out With A Few Feet Too Many . ) She's Still Crying . FML

#20850650
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On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today I was playing Carades wit ma boyfriend's family. Wen it was is turn e pointed at me. His moter said "Bitc?" Te answer was "relationsip". mega FML

#20848780
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On 08/22/2013 at 12:40am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Found Out That While Having A GPS Tracker In Yur Car Is Helpful For Tracking Down Car Thieves, It's Also Helpful To Yur Psycho Ex, Who Can Use It To Track You Down . FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by nobieb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I got back to mah dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . on te train.. . I was sitting next to a omeless man . As we left te train e sook ma and and was seemingly on is way . Tat was until e caugt me greeting ma boyfriend.. . to wic e decided to tell te romantic story of ow e murdered a man fir "getting too close to is woman."

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On 08/20/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , I woke up to mah 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow!! I askd him wat he was doing , and he replid that he and Steve were playing a game , but Steve said I have to be asleep 4 it!! Steve is mah son's imaginary friend!! I'm convincd Steve wants to kill me!! FML

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On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I REALISED THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY COOK A MEAL OUTSIDE OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)



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